School Jokes

  • School Jokes

    Little Tommy was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything; flash cards, special learning centers, in short, everything they could think of. Finally in a last dash effort, they took Tommy down and enrolled him in the local Catholic school. After the first day, little Tommy comes home with a very serious…

  • School Jokes

    Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good…mostly A’s and a couple of B’s. However, her teacher had written across the bottom: “Sally is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too much in school. I have an idea I am going to try, which I…

  • School Jokes

    The board of education in a small town sold off a building that had once served as a one-room schoolhouse. The new owner converted it into a tavern. One day an elderly man was passing the tavern with his grandson and pointed at the building. “That’s where I went to school l when I was…

  • School Jokes

    A high school geometry teacher started his lesson on triangles by reading a theorem. “If an angle is an exterior angle of a triangle, then its measure is greater than the measure of either its corresponding remote interior angles.” The teacher noticed one student not taking any notes and asked him why. “Well,” he replied…